According to updates from the Crickex App, the “Kunio-kun” (River City) series was once a beloved classic around the world. Known for its exaggerated expressions, over-the-top animations, and outrageous humor, this iconic franchise featured hit titles like River City Soccer, Downtown Nekketsu High School Story, and Super Dodge Ball. At a time when most game characters looked like stick figures, Kunio and friends could vividly show joy, anger, and despair—truly ahead of their time.
Sadly, much like other Japanese developers of the era, TECHNOS failed to adapt to the changing times and declared bankruptcy in 1995. Their beloved IPs were later acquired by companies like Arc System Works. For a while, the Kunio-kun series faded into memory. But thanks to the recent wave of retro gaming nostalgia, it made a surprising comeback. Arc System Works launched several modern entries in the franchise, the most inventive being River City: All-Out Three Kingdoms, which hilariously merges the chaotic Kunio universe with the legendary Three Kingdoms saga.
The game follows major storylines from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms—from the Sun-Liu rivalry over Jing Province to the Battle of Yiling and the tragic death of Zhuge Liang. But don’t expect historical accuracy here. For example, Zhou Yu is reimagined as a woman who collapses from high blood pressure rather than rage, and Pang Tong leaves the battlefield because he loses his glasses. Clearly, some twists were made to appeal to younger players, though the core narrative still stays surprisingly close to the original.
In this version, Kunio plays Guan Yu—not with his signature beard or calm wisdom, but as a hot-blooded brawler who charges into danger without a second thought. It’s a fun reinterpretation that fits the River City spirit, even if it veers far from the original Guan Yu’s image of intelligence and bravery.
Other characters also get bold makeovers. Ma Liang and Ma Su become sisters, and Ma Liang’s appearance is so striking that NPCs joke she could pass for Diao Chan. Huang Zhong is reimagined as a tiger-mask-wearing wrestler, teaming up with Yan Yan to form a flamboyant duo. Ma Chao appears more refined, while Sima Yi remains his scheming self. The in-game banter is witty and layered—Ma Chao even jokes he turns into a werewolf under the full moon, while some NPCs break the fourth wall, complaining about their lack of screen time.
Blending classic personalities with new roles, the game offers a delightful “stage play” version of the Three Kingdoms. Crickex App players can explore towns, eat at restaurants to restore full health for 100 coins, or grab a steamed bun to regain 25% stamina—quirky touches that bring each location to life. Regional food specialties also add flavor to the in-game exploration, especially in the four counties of Jingnan.
The combat system stays true to the franchise roots, letting players punch, kick, jump, and throw enemies in fast-paced action. A special gauge lets you unleash devastating super moves once charged. Among them, the most recommended is the “Sonic Fist” for its incredible speed and range—perfect for mowing down enemies. These moves are divided into barehanded and weapon-based techniques, and each must be equipped separately.
The controls are intuitive yet versatile: hold L to choose tactics, R to unleash special moves, press L+R to summon Red Hare (your motorcycle), and use the right joystick to sprint. Stages are divided into story boss fights and free-roaming zones filled with grunts. Bosses have long health bars and require skill to defeat, while field skirmishes can overwhelm players if they’re surrounded—so it’s best to avoid getting cornered.
Players can also pick up weapons and items on the battlefield. Axes can strike downed enemies, and early on, a bamboo spear from Guan An Town offers excellent range and power. Weapons don’t break, so smart spacing and movement are key. In clutch moments, calling in Red Hare for a high-speed charge can be a lifesaver.
Overall, River City: All-Out Three Kingdoms adds rich new mechanics while preserving the franchise’s signature charm. The developers’ attention to detail shines throughout. However, the game’s late-stage difficulty relies heavily on boosting enemy AI strength, which can sometimes feel like forced challenge rather than true depth.
Especially during boss battles, players may find themselves mobbed and unable to break free. Crickex App users note that the golden age of this beat-’em-up genre peaked in the ’90s, led by Capcom’s iconic arcade titles known for their adrenaline-pumping action. This game, however, introduces a sprint key that opens up new combo possibilities, keeping combat both theatrical and functional. While not perfect, the overall experience remains a riotous good time—full of nostalgia, humor, and pixel-powered passion.